Artist: Jason Mraz Album: N/a (2004) Title: Cannabis College
Lyrics Cannabis CollegeRegistration starts at 8 Don't be late or else That's 8 as in the evening time Classes begin at 9 or 12 We'll study each and every flower Per credit hour Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme
So if you grow your knowledge tree Hydroponically Then come with me, it is, to Cannabis College
Instead of writing boring papers you roll your tests and quizzes You'll be curing common glaucoma Convinced you're acing physics You'll be setting quite a fine example Coring apples and carving cans You passed your first exam
You can take your notes and tokes Of signals made of smoke No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College
And in the basement laboratory they're teaching short term memory Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short term memory?
Tell me have you met Professor Chong He's been here who knows how long His lectures often study classics From Northern Cal to Oregon
Throughout the days it's Dr. Dre And Dark Side of the Moon And Purple Haze And some randoms buy Pat Boone
With THC Ph. D's A BA in euphoria Avoid the military Minoring in paranoia Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20 Get the blunted edge A certificate that says I made it through college |